Horror Asparagus Stories - Remastered

My father was a big old toad (toad, toad, big old toad)
He lived in a hole in the middle of the road (road, road, middle of the road)
My mother was little ren (ren, ren, little ren)
She lived at home in the little ren pen (pen, pen, little ren pen)

My brother was a slimey frog (frog, frog, slimey frog)
He lived in a swamp in a rotten log (log, log, rotten log)
My sister was a crummy witch (witch, witch, crummy witch)
She lived in the woods in a dirty ditch (ditch, ditch, dirty ditch)

Ooh, my grandma was a wiggly snake (snake, snake, wiggly snake)
She lived on a hill in a stagnant lake (lake, lake, stagnant lake)
My grandpa was the color green (green, green, color green)
He lived in a wart on an elephant spleen (spleen, spleen, elephant spleen)

My auntie was a cardiac pain (pain, pain, cardiac pain)
She lived in a heart of a whooping crane (crane, crane, whooping crane)
My uncle was a strange disease (disease, disease, strange disease)
He lived on the wind of a forgotten breeze (breeze, breeze, forgotten breeze)

Toad, ren, frog, witch (toad, witch, frog, ditch)
Snake, green, strange disease (snake, spleen, strange breeze)
My cousin was a kangaroo
And I, my friend, I'm a square root of two