I Am My Own Grandpa

many many years ago when i was 23
i was married to a widower
who was as pretty as could be
the widower had a grownup daughter
who had auburn hair
my father fell i love with her and soon they two were wed
this made my dad my son in-law and changed my very life for my daughter was my mother cause she was my fathers wife. to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy i soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
i'm my own grandpa
i'm my own grandpa
it sounds funny i know but it really is so
i'm my own grandpa
my little baby then became my brother in-law to dad and so became my uncle though it made me very sad for if he was my uncle then that also made him brother of the widows grownup daughter who of course was my step mother
my fathers wife then had a son who kept them on the run and he became my grandchild cause he was my daughters son
my wife is now my mothers mother
and it makes me blue because although she is my wife she's my grandmother too
i'm my own grandpa
i'm my own grandpa
it sounds funny i know but it really is so
i'm my own grandpa
for if my wife is my grandmother then im her grandchild and every time i think of it it nearly drives me wild
for now i have become the strangest face you ever saw. as husband of my own grandmother im my own grandpa.
i'm my own grandpa
i'm my own grandpa
(dag nabbit!)
it sounds funny i know but it really is so
i'm my own grandpa