I Saw Santa In A Country Bar

Hey boys listen let me tell you
What this country boy just saw
I went into that rundown bar
You know the one right down the block
When I walked inside I saw the strangest thing
That I think I ever saw
I saw my exwife dancing cheek to cheek
With a man called Santa Claus

Well he was dressed in pure red velvet
He wore boots and a funny hat
And when they went into a dip
I could swear I heard him laugh
For a big fat man he could surely move
He was spry as an old tom cat
They danced and whirled the old two step
Near the table where I was at

Yeah boys listen let me tell you
I just couldn't believe my eyes
When they went outside
I was close behind
To where he had his reindeer tied
Well he helped her in his big ole sleigh
And with a click they were in the air
Now don't look at me like I'm insane
I haven't had a drink I swear

Well he was dressed in pure red velvet
He wore boots and a funny hat
And when they went into a dip
I could swear I heard him laugh
For a big fat man he could surely move
He was spry as an old tom cat
They danced and whirled the old two step
Near the table where I was at

Well he was dressed in pure red velvet
He wore boots and a funny hat
And when they went into a dip
I could swear I heard him laugh
For a big fat man he could surely move
He was spry as an old tom cat
They danced and whirled the old two step
Near the table where I was at

I saw her leave that country bar
With a man called Santa Claus