Ca$h & Nap

All yall peeps to the back of da bus you's tone def flat intonationous.
All yall peeps to the back of da bus you's tone def flat intonationous.
I need cash and a nap, how you get a record deal when you sound like that?

Ladies close your legs pay attention,
you think you have talent it's all superstition.
You's a Mili Vanilli looking for some recognition blowing smoke up the anise like a lying politician.
Smoking that hydroponix you need a singers guide hook on phonix.
When you sing people flee the room, you're like a Brittany Spears with no auto tune.
Yo bronskay are you's for real, you thought you could make it off sex appeal?
With a titty job and a tummy tuck, your album aint selling girl your song sucks.
Your vocals need a spiritual revival; you should try out for American Idol.
Know when to fold and when to walk away, yo lipsync Barbie the exits that way.

All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus, you's tone def flat intonationous
All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus, you's tone def flat intonationous
I need cash and a nap, how you get a record deal when you sound like that.

You's a con artist with the bling bling,
witha cubic zirconia diamond ring,
your studio is a linen closet paid for with your momma's rent deposit,
how you a balla living with your mom?
Craig, it's Friday, get yourself a job.
A busta you're a wanna be thug,
a broke ass can't even get in the club,
you's a tin foil two chains, screaming from a pinto;
money aint a thang. You say that your pimpin and good with the women,
but your socially awkward a peewee herman,
your street cred is so dangerous that you rap about Bentlies
but you taking the bus, a Steve Eurkle gone gangster, your real name is Clarence,
how are you ballin when you live with your parents.?

All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus, you's tone def flat intonationous
All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus, you's tone def flat intonationous.
I need Cash and a nap,
No I don't want your CD you sound like crap.

All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus to the back back back of da bus
All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus to the back back back of da bus
All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus to the back back back of da bus
All ya'll peeps to the... buss

All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus, you's tone def flat intonationous
All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus, you's tone def flat intonationous.
I need Cash and a nap,
All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus to the back back back of the bus; intonationous,
All ya'll peeps to the back of the bus to the back back back of the bus; intonationous,
I need ca$h and a nap

(Like Oh My God Becky, look at her butt! It's just like her singing; hella flat!)