I DO EVERYTHING!

Do you play the keys? I can play that
Do you play the sax? I can play that too
Do you play the marimba? I can play that
Do you play the cymbals? I can play that too
Do you play the tuba? I can play that
Do you play the trombone? I can play that too
Do you play the trumpet? Nah, Brasstracks
But if we talkin' harpsichord, I play that too 'cause

Everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah, yeah
(I say) everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah, yeah
'Cause I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap
I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap
Just because everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah

Hol' up

Uh, 23 with a money tree

Uh, yeah, listen, sixth grade, met a girl, got curved, kinda hurt, but I learned she loved that sax
Begged mom and I learned got good, real good, first chair and I got her back
Self-taught radio every day 'til the day that girl stopped lovin' me
So I say, "Why you stop?" She said, "Jamie Foxx funny, man" and I played those keys
So I played those keys
Snuck into church and I slayed those keys
Kicked outta class 'cause they hatin' on me
Never let a man put a grade on me
I just want her heart
I don't care about that grade or thing, I just need that girl near me
So I learned and I learned, I swear I'm the best ever
I swear I'm a legend, I'ma get whatever I want, girl, I say that

(Everything's every damn thing I do everything, yeah)
23 with a money tree
(Everything's every damn thing I do everything, yeah)
Where'd the bass go? Hit me

Everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah
Everything's every damn thing, I do everything yeah
Everything's every damn thing I do everything (ayy, yeah)
I say, everything's every damn thing, I do everything yeah, yeah
'Cause I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap
I do this, I do that and they gon' dance and they gon' clap
Just because everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah

Yeah, that's right
I did the beat, I did the singing, I did the sax
I did the drums, the hi-hats, I did the triangle
I done told you, I do it all, everything
I'm the best ever
Who cares what your favorite is?
I is now, I did it, oo
Stop the song if you want
If you a real fan you gon' let me run it back
'Cause it's my birthday
'Cause I'm 23
'Cause I do what I want
I don't want this on radio

Yeah, yeah, oo, uh
Just the fire, uh
Do it again baby
I do everything
I do, I do, I, I do everything
I do, I do, I, I do everything, yeah, yeah, uh

Do you play the drums? I can play that
Do you play the violin? I can play that too
What about harmonica? I can play that
What's good with the maracas? I can play that too
How 'bout the xylophone? I can play that
How 'bout electric guitar? I can play that too
How 'bout the sousa-sousaphone? I can play that
Didgeridoo and triangle? I can play that too 'cause

Everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah, yeah
(I say) Everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah, yeah
'Cause I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap
I do this, I do that, and they gon' dance and they gon' clap
Just because everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah

Yeah, it's, uh, 23 years man
It's been fan-tan-tan-tastic, ah, I do what I love for a living and it's amazing
I'm gonna go get a tattoo
If my mom hears that
I'm not getting a tattoo
I'm going to get a Bible protector for my Bible to make sure it doesn't get rained on
Alright, gotta, gotta go
Send me money 'cause um, you know, that's the-
Whoop, whoop, that's your girl calling, she's in love with me
But I am getting a Bible protector 'cause I don't even know how I got her number
I don't know, get out of my phone, get out of my phone, girl

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho
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Hey-de-hey-de-hey-de-hey
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