"Cassius" Love vs. "Sonny" Wilson

Hi, this is Al, this scene takes place
At a typical Beach Boys practice session
We're in the midst of preparing
For an upcoming show when a feud
Breaks out between Brian and Mike

Alright you guys we have a, doubt
Come on, we have a show this weekend
Open your mouth, what do we have this weekend?
What are you trying to say? Come on Mike
What are you trying to tell us Mike?

Well, I'm trying to tell you we have a show this weekend
And we could be sharper, So what do you say
Wwe go over the ending of Little Deuce Coupe?
One more time? Alright, alright yeah, come on

One, two, one, two, three
Little deuce coupe you don't know what I got
You don't know what I got
Little deuce coupe you don't know

Well I'm not bragging babe, so don't put me down
What's going on? Listen Mike, with a voice like yours
When you open your mouth it's a big put down
What? What?

Yeah like in surfin' safari
Let's go surfing now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and safari with me

Early in the morning we'll be starting out
Some honey's will be coming along

Oh yeah? Well when I, at least
When I'm singing it doesn't sound like
Mickey Mouse with a sore throat oh no, man

I could come from miles away
Ain't got no place to stay
(Ain't got, ain't got)
Where have you gone farmer's Mother

Oh no, hey wait a minute
Wait a minute hold on hold it Mike, Mike no one really
Complains when Brian sings those pretty ballads
You mean, in my room? Yeah and surfer girl too

Wait a minute Carl, nobody complains about
The way Mike sings his fast songs
You're talking about surfin' U.S.A.?
Yeah and shut down" too

Tach it up, tach it up
Buddy gonna I shut you down

Well what do you think? Well I think they ought to quit arguing
And start practicing, what do you say Mike?
Well if Brian promises no more early in the morning
We'll be starting out's, well what do you say, Brian?
Okay, as long as he cools it with those mouse jokes

Oh alright, girls, now look let's, hey wait a minute, alright girls
Now that that's settled what do you say
We go over the ending of fun, fun, fun one more time?
Okay, alright let's go then alright

And we'll have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And we'll have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away

And we'll have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And we'll have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun

What are you doin' Mike? Well I'm just showing you
That anybody can squeak like a mouse
Oh, some real tough job you've got, well she got her daddy's car
And she cruised through the I'm a, I'm a hit it guys, oh no, oh no
Oh boy, you really think you're some kind of an opera star, don't you?
Man, man atleast I don't sound like my nose is on the critical list
Oh no