Hey Hey Jason

Jason was the cute popular guy in high school when we were young
Played lacrosse and JV baseball, though we never won
Girls flirted and gave their number. He'd refused to call
Playing for a team that didn't matter knowing he'd never score

Hey Jason. Ya don't have to worry. We've all been there
Fight the current, fight the haters, let people stare

Hey hey Jason!
Hey hey Jason!
Hey hey Jason!
Come out and be free. Everyone's rooting for ya

Caught you making out with a guy in the back seat of your car
Promised dating would never work out for you; it leaves too many scars
A college romance may be helpful. Ya gotta give it a try
C'mon Jason don't act stupid, you'll find your "Mister Right"

Hey Jason. Ya don't have to worry. We've all been there
Join the party, spin the bottle. Play truth or dare

Hey hey Jason!
Hey hey Jason!
Hey hey Jason!
Why not date me?! I'm single and waitin' for ya

Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason

Settled down with that cheerleader chick
From back in our high school days
Can't believe you asked her out; she always thought you were gay
A kid and a dog, cute house with a lawn; it's all one big facade
Wait till she discovers your lover and finds out you're a fraud

Hey Jason. I'd start to worry. We've all been there
Cheat the system. Fuck the players. Pretend you don't care

Hey hey Jason!
Hey hey Jason!
Hey hey Jason!
Come out and be free. Ladies are cheering for ya

Hey hey Jason!
Hey hey Jason!
Hey hey Jason!
Come out and be free
People are cheering for
Why not date me?
I'm single and waiting for
Come out and be free
I'm single and waiting for

Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason
Come out, come out, come out, come out, Jason
Come out, come out, come out, come out, Jason
Come out, come out, come out, come out, Jason
Come out, come out, come out, come out, Jason
Jason. Jason
Come out, come out, come out, come out
Come out, come out, come out, come out
Come out, come out, come out, come out
Come out, come out, come out, come out, Jason
Jason