Woodland Creatures

I went walking in the woods today,
With mother nature
And I said do you come here often,
That didn't faze her
Cause all my friends think I'm weird

And all my friends say I've an affinity,
For woodland creatures
Cause I went walking in the woods today
I went walking in the woods today I saw a bunny
And I asked him, for the time of day
Asked him, for the time of day
He said nothing
So I threw him on the barbeque grill
Threw him, on the barbeque grill
Cause all my friends think I'm weird

My wife, got pregnant today
I'm so happy
Then she got all big and round
Then she had a baby
So I threw it, on the barbeque grill
Threw it, on the barbeque grill
Cause all my friends think I'm weird

All my songs are too strange,
Now my friends hate me
But they're just metaphors,
Trying to relate these
See the baby, is a sinister plan
Hatched by, an evil man
Takeover the World
My wife is, a sinister man
Hatched that, evil plan
Hurt all the boys and girls
Cause all my friends think I'm weird

But one day I'll save the world



Credits
Writer(s): Christopher Lloyd
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