Dream After Bingewatching D Devil

He was just, just 37, going on 17
He removed his hairpiece to show me his big wilson fisk bald head
Oh I rubbed his head like a buddha
He shook like bowl of jelly
Saying fire away, fire away, Boneless Jesus wants to play

He looked at me oh and I, I could see but
Before too long my eyes began to blur
I watched him take off his boxers
I stared at the horror in front of me
He said fire away, take me away Boneless Jesus wants to play

No time to fight, I took out a can of spray cheese and
I sprayed it on his feet and I sprayed it on his head
Now I'll never trance with another oh and what would Jesus care?

No he wouldn't No he wouldn't No he wouldn't No he wouldn't
No he wouldn't No he wouldn't No No

I escaped his clutches though he outweighed me by 5 stone
I never ever heard another mumbling word
I sleep with the spray cheese beside me
In case, in case he shows up for revenge
Screaming fire away fire away Boneless Jesus at play

When we danced through the night i held onto my wallet
The last living link with the rest of the world
The bottom of the ocean was looking down on me
And the giant man was suspect from the start



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Writer(s): Mark Bingham
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