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If all of the world's a stage
When the hell did I get paid?
If money talks in Jesus' name
Oh, I don't think I'll ever be saved

Oh man, I've seen some things
You won't believe me if I told you
And oh, I feel your pain
But you won't believe me anyways

Cold blooded, ain't it smooth sailing?
Lead your horses to the sea
Go-getter, I'm a baseball player
Catching dollars in my dreams
With diamonds at my feet, mmh
Diamonds at my feet, yeah

If all of the world's a stage
Do we catch a break?
Who did I just play?
A rose by any other name
I'm still growing
Going out of state

They'll try and cut you down
They want to change your ways

Oh man, I've seen some things
You won't believe me if I told you
And oh, I feel your pain
But you won't believe me anyways

Rough Rider, ain't you? Lone Ranger
Kissing babies when you speak
Star-studded like a real gunslinger
Shooting movies while you sleep
And dying in your dreams, mmh
Dying in your dreams, yeah, yeah

Woo, woo-hoo, ah

Have you ever had a one night stand
that went good, then turned really bad?
Yeah, you have?
I went to bed with colonialism and it was exactly that
When their tough wooden ship docked on my land, I knew it was on
We journeyed to my space as day turned into night
It wasn't long until we began to make sweet
love inside of my own thirteen-poled teepee
We laid on beaver pelts beside the fire, steamy, passionate
I'm talkin' shoulder rubs, neck kissing, ass grabbing foreplay
Dead stars flicker above, Earth twirl slowly
They spoke a language I couldn't understand
No matter, words weren't needed for the kind of love we had
The fire smoldered out by the cold
temperatures of morning, grass frozen
I woke up, they were gone, it was odd
They didn't stay for moose meat
I couldn't even introduce them to my family and friends
I tracked back our steps from the shore and seen
that not only were they still here, there was more
I couldn't believe my eyes
Not one, not two, but three ships had docked on my land
I ran up to welcome them, only to find them a lot more colder
The sun was up but it didn't feel warm
I waved when they walked towards me and they just
bumped my shoulder, transfixed on something behind me
My heart started racing, my stomach in knots
"Was I bad?" I thought
No, it couldn't be that