Too Drunk to Drive Drunk - Live

I said I got off work, we need a heavy round
A couple games of pool, just a wind on dime
I was ready to leave, couldn't find my keys
The bartender says he's got them
They're staying here with me

'Cause you're too drunk to drive drunk this time
I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time)
I know you must have did it a million times before
You ain't driving outta here like this no more

I looked at my car, my car looked at me
We can't go nowhere, the bartender's got my keys
You mighta driven drunk outta here before
Drivin' otta here like this no more

Too drunk to drive drunk this time
I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time)
I know you must have did it a million times before
You ain't driving outta here like this no more

I said I went back in to have another round
Play some more pool, try to wind down
Am ready to leave, couldn't find my key
Bartender says he's got them
Staying here with me

'Cause I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time)
I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time)
I know you must have did it a million times before
You ain't driving outta here like this no more

I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time)
Yeah, baby (too drunk to drive drunk this time)
I know you must have did it a million times before
You ain't driving outta here like this no more

Thank you and good night