Omigod, You Guys

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose

Dear Elle
Honey maseltav
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back, and show it to me
Four carats, a princess cut
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish I could be there to see
When he gets down on one knee

Omigod
Omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Omigod, you guys
Omigod, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Omigod, you guys
Omigod

Okay, everybody signed
Good, now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade
Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile
Lose the gum Kate, you look like the maid (sorry)
Now prepare to serenade (shh)

Omigod
Omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize (shh)
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifi... (shh)
Omigod, you... (guys I'm serious)

Elle and Warner were meant to be
Not once ever has he hit on me (shut up)
They're just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies
Omigod

Two! Three! Four!
Daughter of Delta-Nu
Soon to be fiancée
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man could supersteed
Our sacred bond of sisterhood

Omigod
Omigod, you gu- (guys she's not here)

Bruiser, where is Elle? (bark)
She doesn't have an engagement outfit? (bark)
She is totally freaking out? (bark)
She's trapped in the Old Valley Mill? (bark bark)
Oh whoops sorry, the Old Valley Mall?

Omigod, dress emergency
(don't take the freeway)
(hey, wait for me)
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize
(omigod, you guys)

Omigod
Omigod
Omigod
Omigod
Omigod
Instrumental
(it's almost there but...)
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Cant look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied

(there she is)
Omigod
Omigod, you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me its totally proposal eyes
Omigod you guys (omigod)

So help me dress for my fairytale
Can't wear something I bought on sale

Love is, like, forever
This is no time to economize
Omigod, you guys

(blondes make commission so easy)
(excuse me, have you seen this?)
(it just came in, it's perfect for a blonde)
(right, with a half lip stitch on china silk?)
(uh-huh)
(but the thing is, you can't use a half lip stitch on china silk, it'll pucker)
(and you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue)

Omigod
Omigod, you guys
(i'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price)
Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies
(it may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde)
I may be in love but I'm not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes

Omigod, Elle woods
Sorry, our mistake
Courtney, take your break
Just ignore her
She hasn't been well
Try this
Latest from Milan
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientèle
Its a gift from me to Elle... (ahh)

Omigod
Omigod, you guys
This one's perfect, and its just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
Omigod...

Omigod
Omigod you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
'Cause we love you guys
No, I love you guys
Omigod
Omigod
Omigod...
You guys...
Omigod