Spoilers

I solemnly swear
That I'm up to no good
I said I solemnly swear
That I'm up to no good
I said I solemnly swear
That I'm up to no good
I said I solemnly swear

Dumbledore dies in the sixth book
SPOILER
Snape dies in the seventh book
SPOILER
Harry Potter fucks a Weasley
SPOILER
And it ain't Ron Weasley!

Eight book coming out right?
And you know that it's a play right?
And JK ain't the playwright?
And Hermione Granger ain't white?

Light a spliff on a hypogriff
High wizardry
Bumpin fists with my Slytherins
Fly wizardry

Let's drink up to all the boys that didn't make it
Cedric Diggory
And let's drink to the classes that we hated
Transfiguring

I say "What up Fred Weasley!"
He's like "My name's George Weasley!
There's no more Fred Weasley!"
I'm like "Oh shit, man, really?"

I solemnly swear
That I'm up to no good
I said I solemnly swear
That I'm up to no good
I said I solemnly swear
That I'm up to no good
I said I solemnly swear

40 ounces of butter beer
One ounce of forbidden forest
Hufflepuffs callin' that they're all here
And Ravenclaw girls dancing to the chorus

Sorting hat was like "Omigaw
Are you pure of heart?"
"I dunnaw, but I know I'm raw"

Saw I was stuntin' on my secondhand broomstick.
Thought I was magic
But I'm just good music

Even Snape couldn't hate me
Cho Chang wanna date me
But I've been busy working on my charms and potions
And I've been eyein Draco lately

Sorting Hat was like "Oh my lord
What you use your magic for? Bars, hooks, power chords
OR
Ya gonna fight against the dark arts?
And I'm like
"Hardy har har"

Invited Joe Jim and Sally over to Diagon Alley
Because the NEWTs are stressing all of my wizards from Cali
They're like "Hogwarts is hard
And my professor's bizarre
And I fucked up my homework
So now my dress robes are charred"

I'm only half listenin' so conjure some altoids
I say "Yo, I think tonight I'm gonna snuggle a Malfoy"
We're betting our galleons
On undead stallions
We're Not Dumbledore's Army
More like Lupins Battalion

I'm as bold as a Ridgeback
I give hugs like I'm Hagrid
Got Weird Sisters jealous
When I'm wreckin this setlist

Hogwarts Christmas I'm festive
Save this scene for your pensive
Gotta sell out all my shows
Cuz education's expensive

I solemnly swear
That I'm stylish and hood
I solemnly swear
That I'll fuck up your goods
Alohomora your bullshit
And I'll lumos your gizzards
Goin' dumb with my muggles
And turnin' up with my wizards

I solemnly swear
That I'm up to no good
I said I solemnly swear
That I'm up to no good
I said I solemnly swear
That I'm up to no good
I said I solemnly swear

I'm with Rupert Grint
I'm with Rupert Grint
You see me doin' shit
With my boy Rupert Grint
I'm with Rupert Grint
I'm with Rupert Grint
Put your hands in the air if you'd do Rupert Grint

Where are all my wizards from the UK?
Where are all my wizards from Canada?
Where are all the wizards from the East Bay?
Buz I must say YAS I'm a fan-a-ya

Daniel Radcliffe desnudo
Onstage causing panic, brah
Emma Watson's mad cute though
And in the papers from Panama