Raymond Is a Badass Once a Year

His clothes are neat, his Nissan's clean
Looks a bit like Mr Bean
His manner meek, his nature soft
Oh He'll suppress that trouser cough
But every summer for just one week
This modest milk dud blows off steam

He rents a Harley and he rides it like a crazy man
He throws it up and everywhere until it hits the fan
Fake tats, shaved head, so rad
Man bad, man bad, man bad
He's got no worries, no stress, no fear
Raymond is a badass once a year
Oh once a year

Back at home, he makes his bed
Packs a sandwich with multigrain bread
Goes unnoticed while at work
Conceals his odd ball-scratching quirk
Then August comes and now it's time
To turn into that alpha guy

He rents a Harley and he rides it like a crazy man
He throws it up and everywhere until it hits the fan
Fake tats, shaved head, so rad
Man bad, man bad, man bad
He's got no worries, no stress, no fear
Raymond is a badass once a year
Oh once a year

I was a badass here tonight
I am out of sight
And if my boss could see me now
She'd be saying "wow!"
I'll post a selfie for my fans
Those seven friends on Instagram
Back to the Motel 6 to park
Unsafe riding after dark

Cruisin' into town flanked by my platoon
I am rockin' One Eyed Jack's Saloon
Decked in leather clothes, out for fun and thrills
I am so the king of these Black Hills

He rents a Harley and he rides it like a crazy man
He throws it up and everywhere until it hits the fan
Fake tats, shaved head, so rad
Man bad, man bad, man bad
He's got no worries, no stress, no fear
Raymond is a badass once a year
Oh once a year



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Writer(s): Mike Renneker
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