Drooper

Yeah there you go...

Drew as a young droog used to be a panty drooper
Nowadays the dude's a scrooge who smokes stoog's in a stupor
I remember it first threw me for a loop or
Screwed with my usual views of him as super
His mood was rude, sometimes lewd; he had that attitude
That's when I realized, he was just a rattled shrewd
I remember back I never tattled on you
Even when we spit, tit for tat, had some spats
I always had ya back and you always had mine
Showed me the rules, the facts, all the lines
So now when I shine, you shine, but all in due time
I hope you don't mind, but I had to write it down in rhyme
Maybe the riddle spit'll get a dime or a diamond mine
This mind of mine, influence by the foolish times
You and I, used to do stupid shit
Two rude youth doofuses who look uncouth in suits or glitz
Hollarin' out, 'You's a bitch!'
But pulled through for dude in a pinch
I remember my first malt liquor sips
Pinched lips like I licked ick licorice
Lit little spliffs, not puffs but 'piffs'
Lungs sufferin
Lord I was an ugly kid, knuckle's skid, pulled butter tricks
We didn't deserve our mother's kiss
I remember my first rubber gift
You told me not to love her but of course I did
Love turned sordid; you and I were rolled and tipped tortoises
Well shit
Thank god this life is just a rabbit sprint
Wonderin' where our taxi went? I have to laugh at it
That's just a batch of happy accidents
We just have to half-ass this shit and haven't yet
Tsk tsk, desist with this shit or I'll smack you kid
Since six, parents convinced that this kid's immaculate
Skiddin' by the hair on our chinny chins
Wit a friendly grin, I'll see you at the finish kid
At the podium
Souls coursin' wit endorphins and pourin' up potions
Forcin' foes to forfeit
So let's toast to this and hope it goes according to plan
I'll see you at the end again my friend...