Jay Chou - 周杰倫地表最強世界巡迴演唱會

鞋子特大號 (Live)

巨砲：喂？
杰倫：喂，巨砲喔？
巨砲：欸欸
杰倫：欸你有沒有看過卓別林？
巨砲：卓別林喔？
杰倫：欸，有看過嗎？
巨砲：你說他的電影是不是？
杰倫：我是說他本人啦！
巨砲：哈哈哈哈哈很難笑耶哈哈

如果不小心跌倒馬上就爬起來裝沒事
幽默是這世上最好的禮物
別只想要當那王子公主公主
別對人家冷漠耍帥裝酷裝酷

讓一切的準備都完美演出
讓所有的努力都美好落幕
唉喲喂啊字典裡沒有收錄
差點跌倒卻不自覺會說出

嘰哩咕嚕唏哩呼嚕
幽默是專業的行為藝術
就算是跟貓打招呼
或者是跟狗問路也要很專注

聽清楚什麼呼嚕
絕不是形容東方魚肚白的日出
還有偶爾扮演一棵樹
你才知道當人類有多美妙

我戴著圓頂禮帽鞋子特大號
我手拿拐杖留著鬍子大家好
別什麼你都想要快樂卻找不到
幽默是挫折中優雅的禮貌

跟我一起 Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey完了沒

如果不小心跌倒馬上就爬起來裝沒事
幽默是這世上最好的禮物
別只想要當那王子公主公主
別對人家冷漠耍帥裝酷裝酷

讓一切的準備都完美演出
讓所有的努力都美好落幕
唉喲喂啊字典裡沒有收錄
差點跌倒卻不自覺會說出

嘰哩咕嚕唏哩呼嚕
喜劇要百分之百的投入
不管演動物或植物
你一定都要演的讓人家羡慕

聽清楚不是葫蘆
我一身的打扮也不是在變魔術
表情無辜闖禍時無助
讓你開心其實要一點頭腦

我戴著圓頂禮帽鞋子特大號
我動作逗趣所有人都笑翻掉
若生活需要微笑請看著我就好
將壓力一股腦全部釋放掉

我戴著圓頂禮帽鞋子特大號
我動作逗趣所有人都笑翻掉
若生活需要微笑請看著我就好
將壓力一股腦全部釋放掉

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Writer(s): Chieh-lun Chou, Wen-shan Fang
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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