Big Intestine

Ok I have to tell you about that bird
So I had that old bird
I loved my old bird
That was personal
He was a bad-ass motherfucker
Then this other bird shows up on my back door
I swear it was the same kind of bird
I thought, I thought it was a mate, right
So I get this bird
Turns out it's a male
And uh
They have a pecking order
And this bird always loses
Even when the old bird is crippled, this bird loses
He's a total pussy, he's fucking annoying as fuck
He even looks kinda like a dork
And I, I did not like him
One time he was squawking and I said
Fuck this man, fuck this
Fucking smashed him, fuck
Fuckin' annoying as fuck
My whole room is covered in shit because of that little motherfucker
But I cleaned it up, it's a lot better
Ok, just, why am I
You know, cats
God said pets are homo, ok?
God's idea of a pet is an animal you slaughter and eat
That's the way nature was made