Friend Zone

I love you

Me and her got a special bond, our friendship really goes back
To the days of our birth, mile high
We had the same class, first period math
We'd sit and just laugh at the cafeteria staff when we ate our lunch
She would drive me to school, we'd get high as a fool inside
I just knew when we made out once

We was so amazed, love at first sight type shit
One night I'ma get my chance
But she got a boyfriend I find annoying
When they fight I try to get my ten-cents
Like, "He don't really love you, you deserve better"
She said the same shit about my girlfriend that I
Need to let her go and I hope she said it
So we can both leave them and see each other

My friends made a bet I would never make a move 'cause I was scared
I'ma prove 'em all wrong
When I do I'ma toot my own horn like Louis Armstrong
I'm assumin' she knew it all along
Put the movie on pause, increasing my pulse
Grabbed her hand and confessed that I loved her
Then I went in for the kiss she's like
"Ew what the fuck, you're like my brother"

Stuck inside the freind-zone (just put the tip in, just the tip)
Already proved I'm there for you
Prepared to do the shit you say you're meant for
Why do you deny my love and keep me in the friend-zone?
Just give up on our friendship and have sex with me
I'll make you cum and then some
Why can't me and you just fuck?
I'm stuck inside the friend-zone

I get off work and I go to the local watering hole in the evenings
The bartender there is my home-girl
If I tip her real good, get a wink and a free drink
She sings songs from the jukebox
Sometimes do shots with her when the shift gets slow
Everybody knows I'm her favorite
I stay around and help her clean

If her kids at home need money, then I lend her more of mine
I don't mind giving her a ride home if she leaving work
Guys at the bar say they've fucked her before
Probably all lies, just being immature
See 'cause me and her together all the time
Never tried anything inappropriate once
She tells me she loves me and hugs me goodbye
Different than the other guys, I can tell the difference

I keep having this thought that she caught feelings for me
Good, I've been holding mine in for six months
Time to break the silence, told my psychiatrist
I need some advice quick, I was in love (I really think she's the one)
When I finally got the guts to tell her how I feel she laughed like
"Sorry I'm drunk, I'd rather just be friends"
"By the way, can I borrow 10 bucks please?" (I mean...)

Stuck inside the friend zone (I guess, here, there's twenty)
Already proved I'm there for you
Prepared to do the shit you say you're meant for
Why do you deny my love and keep me in the friend-zone?
Just give up on our friendship and have sex with me
I'll make you cum and then some
Why can't me and you just fuck?
I'm stuck inside the friend-zone

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Look, aye, look just hear me out
I know I was out of line earlier coming onto you
And I know you're my best friend and
I know we go back since we were young
But listen, we need to be together (let's just be friends)
God wants us to be together
Everyone but you sees it
You know how hard it is to sit there and watch you with him?
And just knowing that we're perfect for each other

I do everything for you
The money, the groceries, me sitting there waiting
I can hear you, I can hear you sucking his dick
You think I don't hear that shit?
You think I act like it doesn't bother me
When he's fucking you in the bedroom?
And you come out and then me and you gon' hang out

And then I take you to McDonalds and shit
And then you act like I'm special but then you go see him
Why can't I fuck too?
Why can't we fuck? (Let's just be friends)
Bitch