Stupid Bars

Y'all want some fucking dumb shit?
These are some stupid ass bars
But they're hard

Yo wife ugly you know I'm gonna wed better
You talk all shit I hear you a bed wetter
You walking with your bitch, you know I'm a go get her
I'm gonna work up that bitch, like I'ma Judge Dredd her
She watches me stack money cause I'm getting fed cheddar
You be mad and tied to the tracks like I Red Dead him
I'll be rootin and tooting and shooting up a music shop
And call it flute lootin' yeah yeah
Y'all are dorks getting spun seeing stars and I'm gonna call that motherfucking fruit looping yeah yeah
I'll take a shit on the court find me on the hoop poopin'
Y'all are chickens blasting my songs yeah I got coup boomin'
These are fuckin stupid bars but they're making Cupid hard
You know I gotta keep it weird and shuffle wooden cards
You a twig with a fatass, look it's Groot and Lard
I'll send Russia with Trump to space call it Putin on Mars
I'll be Vlad, I mean glad to explain that line
Take a note grab a pad piss away the time
Watch em croak head explode can't contain the rhyme
Wear a cloak to patrol like vigilante crime
Yo girl got them old style panties I'm talking granny binds
You've been making her go broke from stealing her all fanny's dimes
She also has a rough patch, I mean I mean I mean sandy fine
My bitch gladly blows me like a goddamn dandy dandelion
She has them long legs and calls me daddy, I ain't lyin
Aw man shucks
I'm making law man bucks
Got a femme fatal giving raw dog fucks
I avoid all the traffic the way Frogger jumps
I'm checking out her rack, I gotta log her humps
Cut my day in my half like I sawed the clock
Wreckin the shit like a marauder does
I never wrote any of this, it's off the top
I'm spitting that heat, someone call the cops
Man y'all stink, you gotta soggy musk
I'm getting brain like a zombie's lunch
"This song is whack," will be Robbie's hunch
Rate it 1 star and the quality's crushed
Eat with my mouth open, a slobbery munch
Holding these bars like I robbed the fuzz
Kissing your sister is worse than your cuz
You'll be kissing on a mister while I eat your girl's butt
People missing shit and they're staring like "what?"

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