Love Thy Neighbor

You can't cherry pick the bible, choosing which part you wanna believe
We don't do that
You don't? What's this?

Kaylee has a small tattoo
That tattoo would be taboo
Kaylee guess what waits for you
An eternity in the fiery pits of hell
Hey!
Shelby, you seem sweet to me
But if it has come to be
You've lost your virginity
We'll be stoning you and your family as well
What?

Or we could use some common sense instead
When you're lost it always helps recalling
Those immortal words that Jesus said

There's one rule that trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all

You know, you make a lot of sense
What are you talking about?
Oh, come on, you guys don't feel even slightly bad for Emma?
You guys used to hang out
That was before she turned gay
Well, maybe she was always gay
Exactly, because that's how God made her, Shelby

He's just trying to confuse us. My stepdad always says --

Oh, stepdad? You mean your parents are divorced?

Yeah, and?
Oh, divorce is a big no-no

Not to oversimplify
But the scripture does imply
That your mom will have to die
How's tomorrow if she's not got any plans?

There's no way to separate
Which rules you can violate
Let's hope you don't masturbate
'Cause the scripture says we'll have to cut off your
Hands
Or we could use some common sense instead
When you're lost it always helps recalling
Those immortal words that Jesus said
There's one rule that trumps them all

Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Yes!
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Alright!
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Trumps them all!

Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor...
Trumps them all!
(Love Thy Neighbor!)
(Love Thy Neighbor, here I come!)

Time to make some better choices
Drop the hate, and raise your voices
Love Thy Neighbor is the one that trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor!
Love Thy Neighbor
Jesus take the wheel and steer it if you feel the Holy spirit

Come on kids and let me hear it, what?
Love Thy Neighbor (Alright)
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all!