Where Did the Gremlins Go?

Paralyzed nation
Sick and depressed
Gotta keep myself together
Gotta take a deep breath
All because
There may never be
A Gremlins 3

So tell me where did the Gremlins go
It's been so long with nothing to show
We could have had Gremlins versus Home Alone
Or at least a cameo in Attack of the Clones

There should have been a gremlin in Jurassic Park
Or a Jaws-like movie with a gremlin shark
Thirty years later we'rе all stuck at home
Crying in our sleep, wondering wherе did the Gremlins go

It's a travesty that they've robbed us of history
We could have had Gremlins 4, Gremlins 5
Instead we got fourteen Land Before Times
I close my eyes and gremlins are all that I see
We could have had Gremlins 6, and Gremlins 7
Instead we got COVID and 9/11

So tell me where did the Gremlins go?
It's been so long
With nothing to show
Imagine there's a film where Gizmo becomes a gremlin
Who teaches the other gremlins about democracy and philosophy

They develop a country, they name it "Gremlin Nation"
They ban all immigration
They have genocidal tendencies
Gizmo isn't into it
Also, he has a kid
With a human woman
Played by Jennifer Aniston
We can call it Gremlins 3

There should have been a gremlin in Jurassic Park
Or a Jaws-like movie with a gremlin shark
Thirty years later we're all stuck at home
Crying in our sleep, wondering where did the Gremlins go

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Joe Dante
Where did the Gremlins go?
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Howie Mandel
Where did the Gremlins go?
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Steven Spielberg