NORTH FACE SLIPPERS

I stumble in the North Face slippers
Wonder why I'm always tripping
Wet floor sign in the hallway innit
Tumble drier broke so I'm always drippy
Naked in the selfie, portrait image
Modern age foreplay's gripping
As far as I'm concerned though, the laws ain't written
I haven't got a Cluedo, board game innit?
Don't talk to me about gourmet chicken
There's no such thing when the corpse lays stiffened
My flows great but yours ain't is it?
Sounds so fat that my shorts ain't fitting
Horseplay, course mate, watch me sweep up a whole storm with nothing more than a dustpan and brush
Look man, I'm rough
One day in this metal heads shoes and you'll get rust on your foot
I'll bite the bullet but you'd much rather suck
When obstacles arise do you brush past or push?
Come now, don't rush head first into your hurdles
Cut corners, make circles
You're more awkward than turtles
Rocking shades like I'm Squirtle
I wish I was infertile
Coz another version of me would make the whole world turn up



Credits
Writer(s): Louis Hardy
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