A Very Un-Merry Christmas

I'm alone again on Christmas
Only got one thing on my list
Someone to hold me close tonight
I don't want lotion and tissue
I just wanna be close to you
Wanna hold you in my arms
Watch Die Hard drinking spiked eggnog

Shit! Fuck!
This whole Christmas thing really sucks
Another year, another heartbreak down

It's a very un-merry and lonely Christmas
And soon I'll be another statistic
Saint Nick, you're full of fuckin' shit
I'm losing all hope for this December
When was it last fun? I don't remember
We're falling out as the snow is falling down
Falling down

Hey, Jason, man, it ain't so bad (eh, sure)
I'm spending Christmas with your dad (wait, what?)
Santa Claus heard your wishes loud and clear
He's got a special present for you (no way!)
He's gonna make your dreams come true (even the sex ones?)
I'm just kidding you, Santa isn't real (oh, goddamn it!)

Jordan! (What?)
Dude, what the shit?
Got a doll blown up and she's ready to go
Yeah!
Wait, no
This whole holiday fucking blows

It's a very un-merry and lonely Christmas
And soon I'll be another statistic
Saint Nick, you're full of fuckin' shit
I'm losing all hope for this December
When was it last fun? I don't remember
We're falling out as the snow is falling down
Falling down

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, motherfuckers!
Was that good? (That was good) alright



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Writer(s): Jordan Rupp
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