Vegeta vs. Shadow the Hedgehog (feat. Cam Steady)

ANIME RAP BATTLES!
Player 1: Vegeta
Player 2: Shadow
FIGHT!

I won't need big bang attack
To roast a rolllerskating rat (huagh!)
Yamcha it's your chance
Cause Rouge's boy toy's up to bat (ha!)
Watch you struggle in this battle
Leave a faker pummeled
If I wanted Sonic's real rival
I'd throw hands with Knuckles (Uaghhh)
Met a hottie with blue hair we made a couple kids (Ay!)
Met a blue haired friend and y'all just made a couple ships (Uagh)
Quested for the dragon balls so I'll forever live
But if you're what immortality is
Then I'll just skip my wish!

I've been rocking solo
You stay on that slow-mo
Takin' lives you're with your wife
Just takin' 5 at home though
She pick out your clothes bro?
Who wants war in polos?
Hating all on Frieza
But you actin' icy cold, bro
Shawty, please take a look at what you brought
Always underestimate your foe and take a super loss
How's the planet? How's the father?
Guess they saw their final flash
And blast, you just inspired Neutron
With that haircut that you have

This unfinished headache has not had a good game
In over a decade just look at the data
Your titles look like they belong on an android
No wonder Omega teamed up with this beta!
Copied my model and then made a mess of it
Not on the console cause I am your genesis
But if we're basing it more on defeats
You based yourself on Krillin more than you did me!

Always you're tryna catch up to Kakarot
Character wise, you are lesser
A villain that turned to a heroic rival
But Piccolo did the arc better
I'm raising the bar you should go raise your stupid kid
Say I'm a copy? You lose to your duplicate
Goku-mit suicide like when you battled with Buu
Cause you knew that you were gonna lose again!

You think your secondhand crew of copy critters are killers?
You're just filler, even your knockoff of my son's takin' Silver
If my bar's bashed on your game
Nobody's grasp what they're about then
How many copies did that sell?
It's not over nine thousand!
Right? I turn to a god on the mic!
So how do you think you can fight!
Outracin' a clout chaser thinkin' he super
You're nothing without all your ice!
Reunite you with your girl now that I've had my fun
Kill you like they did to Maria
Now that's a Gallick G.U.N.!

You don't be copping a weapon
You finna get piece if I send you to heaven
A fun sized Broly don't make you a legend
The prince of complainin' just can't learn a lesson
Ain't nobody givin' up they credit
If Vegeta's own wife is a way bigger man (That's facts)
Only swiped right if he lied about his height
But he ain't even bigger than the fans (That's facts)
You couldn't beat Kid Gohan?
You went and threw that whole brawl!
No wonder that you live under a bridge
You ugly troll doll!
Leave you soulless, turn you back
To ginger when I bust tracks
You'll never wanna show your face again
Grow back that mustache