I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but "Baywatch" is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum
I might have gone to uni, but at least I know I'm dumb

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat

I might be a cunt
Whoa-oh
I might be a cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch "A Current Affair", but I watch "Frontline" also
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder
I mightn't tell the truth all the time
Hey, what's your mum's number?

I might be a cunt
Whoa-oh
I might be a cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt



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