ZOOM BOMB!
Zoom bomb
Zoom bomb
I was conducting my first online lecture
On the topic of astrophysics
The technical department setup the class
So they could all see it
Then it came to my attention
There was a student I didn't recognise
He was watching quite intently
With a strange look in his eyes
I continued on the topic
Of the moons surrounding Venus
Then he unbuttoned his trousers
And showed us his penis
Zoom bomb
Zoom bomb
I was finally on the call
With the whole extended family
After 45 long minutes
Of help from my son Stanley
But it came to my attention
A nephew I didn't recognise
Maybe just my memory failing
I wouldn't be surprised
We all caught up and laughed
About the stories shared between us
Then the young man
Stood up and showed us his penis
Zoom bomb
Zoom bomb
So I was zooming with some boys
Who I chat with on my phone
I met them through a dating app
Cos I don't wanna feel alone
One guy was super into me
He wanted us to meet
He told me I looked cute
And I said aww, you're really sweet
He asked me if I could feel
The chemistry between us
I giggled like a school girl
Then showed him my penis
Zoom bomb
Zoom bomb
I was conducting my first online lecture
On the topic of astrophysics
The technical department setup the class
So they could all see it
Then it came to my attention
There was a student I didn't recognise
He was watching quite intently
With a strange look in his eyes
I continued on the topic
Of the moons surrounding Venus
Then he unbuttoned his trousers
And showed us his penis
Zoom bomb
Zoom bomb
I was finally on the call
With the whole extended family
After 45 long minutes
Of help from my son Stanley
But it came to my attention
A nephew I didn't recognise
Maybe just my memory failing
I wouldn't be surprised
We all caught up and laughed
About the stories shared between us
Then the young man
Stood up and showed us his penis
Zoom bomb
Zoom bomb
So I was zooming with some boys
Who I chat with on my phone
I met them through a dating app
Cos I don't wanna feel alone
One guy was super into me
He wanted us to meet
He told me I looked cute
And I said aww, you're really sweet
He asked me if I could feel
The chemistry between us
I giggled like a school girl
Then showed him my penis
Zoom bomb
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