within the woods

It was me and Linda, Shelly, Scott, Cheryll
We wasn't looking for any trouble or peril
Drove out to the cabin for a nice getaway
A small place in pretty rough shape
There was a swing on the porch musta caught a breeze
For a second, I thought I heard the cabin breathe
We got settled and got ready to party down
Weirdly, Cheryll is nowhere to be found
Me and Scott hit the cellar to smoke some pot
When we saw some artifacts, a bit further in the back
A tape recorder and a book made of flesh
We brought em upstairs, after the smoke sesh
Scott opened the book, as I started the tape
Chills hit my spine as it began to play
Something was disturbed from beyond the grave
Then from the recorder, an old voice came

Cheryll started wiggin out, then a branch broke a window
Scott mansplained like it was so simple
I felt bad cuz Cheryll was really shook up
I didn't do a thing I couldn't even look up
Later that night, a startling fright
Cheryll had wandered in the woods all alone
She told me straighfaced, the trees are alive
She had a bunch of gashes and tears in her clothes
I said I'd drive her back, but the bridge collapsed
Pretty weird, gave my head a scratch
Later that night, while the ladies played spades
The cabin happened to rumble and vibrate

Cheryll welcomed in evil's embrace
Something happened to her eyes and face
She started spazzing and began to levitate
Then informed us of our ill fate
She put a sharp pencil into Linda's ankle
Scott took action and pushed her down the cellar
Then everybody started freaking out and arguing
Shelly ran off, dunno what she was doing
But 10 minutes later she was at our necks
Now she's possessed by a dealer of death
Scott struggled then stabbed her in the back
Sumerian dagger, her scream was like laughter
Then she reanimated, so we had to hack her
Into small bits, Scott went to bury her
If that wasn't enough it's about to get scarier
Now my girl Linda is possessed as well
By forces of Hell, now I got the dagger
Repeatedly stab her, bury her in the back
I shoulda chopped her up, but I just couldn't
I just wanted it to end... but it wouldn't
She broke through the burial and launched me in the sky
I landed on my ass then ran back inside
Now, Cheryll broke loose and Scott's possessed too
I'm fighting em all, while grabbing the book too
I put the book in the fireplace to burn
Through trial and error, I figured it'd work
Sure enough all the demons going berserk
Decompose to become one with Earth