Anthony the Dragon

Anthony, the dragon
was holed up in his cave
he should have switched to normal
but corruption took his save

Anthony, the dragon
did you hear about him too?
lately he's been hooked on grass
and all he says is moo

Anthony, the dragon
no need to be so wary
his arguments lack punch
cause he just wants to be contrarian

Anthony the dragon
can't stand his cockatoo
she lives inside his eardrum
and the rent is overdue

Anthony, the dragon
has barely left his home
got stuck in conversation
with his little garden gnomes

Anthony this dragon
has lost his perfect pitch
the cuckoo took it yesterday
and now he claims it's his

Anthony, the dragon
hey, have you seen his tail?
he's tried to stop the jittering
but oh, to no avail

Anthony, the dragon
behold his powers gained
went searching for secluded monks
spent 15 years to train

Anthony the dragon
is feeling ill at ease
his cockatoo has flown away
across the seven seas

Anthony, the dragon
his pride has made him vain
pretending to be holy
but his shirt has got a stain

Anthony, the dragon
now has nothing left but fumes
his claws can't rip, his fangs can't bite
and he's addicted to legumes

Anthony, the dragon
was used to being scary
now his wings can't lift him anymore
and he's no longer legendary



Credits
Writer(s): Camilo Hernández Nyreen, Hector Hernández, Hugo Nikander
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