Generic Country Song

I sing generic songs and drive my F-150
I'm definitely not over-compensating for my tiny ass pe (nis)

(I could not come up with another fucking word to rhyme with F-150
So just give me a fucking break, okay?
Shut- shut the fuck up, Jesus Christ)

Remarried to

(No, shut the fuck up, I ju- just shut the fuck up about it, I don't give a fuck that
Penis doesn't rhyme with F-150, okay?
It's fucking good enough. Give me a break)

Remarried to my ex-wife, she's 23, I'm 60
She was born in 1998, and I was born in 1960

Oh, I don't believe in vaccines, 'cause Joe Rogan told me they make the frogs gay
I've never worn a mask too, cause Facebook doesn't care what science says

I sing generic country songs and eat roadkill off the highways
My wife asked me for a divorce but I was cheating on her anyway (With my cousin)
I love drinking beer until I beat my kids on Friday
Jesus does love everyone but you'll burn in hell if you're a gay

Oh, I don't believe in vaccines, 'cause Joe Rogan told me they make the frogs gay
I've never worn a mask too, cause Facebook doesn't care what science says



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Writer(s): Aleksander Timonov
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