Hoo Hah
Listen to me baby
I've been tellin' myself
Size doesn't matter
(It don't matter no baby)
And that it's not the bat that you swing
It's the swing in the batter, oh oh yeah
(Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire)
And I've been told by several girls
It's perfect
(That's not true at all)
I know it's not that big
But it's cute when it gets erect
The one thing we never talk about
Is the size of the thing
It's goin' in and out of
Yeah
Oooo Oooo
I'm talkin' 'bout your pussy
And oh no we'd never say a word
But it looks like you have a small alpaca herd
You need to shave
That thing is fuckin' bushy
Sometimes it's not my fault
Sometimes it's on you
Let's talk about your
Hoo hoo hoo hoo
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hah
Sometimes it's loose
Ooo ooo ooo
Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooose hah
Like a hotdog down a hallway
Smart-car down the freeway
Scooter down a highway
A moped down the runway
You're huge
Hu hu hu huge
Hu hu hu huge
And it's your hoo hoo, hah
Can I break it down for y'all tonight
Motherfuckers
I said can I break it
Down for y'all tonight
(Thank you)
Well I'm not tryna be rude
I know my dick game is weak
I'm just sayin' that it doesn't have to be
All on me
I'm the first to admit
My little guy isn't much
But I shouldn't have to
Rock it side to side
To feel your touch
I'm not trying to be cruel
I'm just speakin' the truth
If you ever wanna
See my little fountain of youth
You've gotta tighten it up
And you've gotta lock it down
Stop spreading rumors
'Bout my tiny dick
All over the town
Ah shit!
Did I say that out loud
Just tryna sound cool
'Cus we're in front of a crowd
And I know it's mostly on me
I'm like 4 inches hard
Too much porn
Has got me forever scarred
So let's call it a truce
And go back to your place
And you can put that fuckin'
Sloppy thing all over my face
Sometimes it's not my fault
Sometimes it's on you
Sometimes it's loose
Like a hotdog down a hallway
Smart-car down the freeway
Scooter down a highway
A moped down the runway
Golf ball on a fairway
Slinky on a stairway
A roach inside an ashtray
A one man band on Broadway
It's you
(Loose pussy you got a loose pussy)
And it's your hoo hoo, hah
(Loose pussy you got a loose pussy
Loose pussy you got a loose pussy)
Ladies, I'm sorry if I offended you
But I offended you then I'm takin' to you
(Loose pussy you got a loose pussy)
Ya see
I've googled a million times
And there's nothing
That's gonna make my dick any bigger
(Loose pussy you got a loose pussy)
But luckily for you
There's vaginal rejuvenation and
Kegal, kegal, kegal exercises
(Tellin' myself, size doesn't matter)
I've been tellin' myself
Size doesn't matter
(It don't matter no baby)
And that it's not the bat that you swing
It's the swing in the batter, oh oh yeah
(Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire)
And I've been told by several girls
It's perfect
(That's not true at all)
I know it's not that big
But it's cute when it gets erect
The one thing we never talk about
Is the size of the thing
It's goin' in and out of
Yeah
Oooo Oooo
I'm talkin' 'bout your pussy
And oh no we'd never say a word
But it looks like you have a small alpaca herd
You need to shave
That thing is fuckin' bushy
Sometimes it's not my fault
Sometimes it's on you
Let's talk about your
Hoo hoo hoo hoo
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hah
Sometimes it's loose
Ooo ooo ooo
Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooose hah
Like a hotdog down a hallway
Smart-car down the freeway
Scooter down a highway
A moped down the runway
You're huge
Hu hu hu huge
Hu hu hu huge
And it's your hoo hoo, hah
Can I break it down for y'all tonight
Motherfuckers
I said can I break it
Down for y'all tonight
(Thank you)
Well I'm not tryna be rude
I know my dick game is weak
I'm just sayin' that it doesn't have to be
All on me
I'm the first to admit
My little guy isn't much
But I shouldn't have to
Rock it side to side
To feel your touch
I'm not trying to be cruel
I'm just speakin' the truth
If you ever wanna
See my little fountain of youth
You've gotta tighten it up
And you've gotta lock it down
Stop spreading rumors
'Bout my tiny dick
All over the town
Ah shit!
Did I say that out loud
Just tryna sound cool
'Cus we're in front of a crowd
And I know it's mostly on me
I'm like 4 inches hard
Too much porn
Has got me forever scarred
So let's call it a truce
And go back to your place
And you can put that fuckin'
Sloppy thing all over my face
Sometimes it's not my fault
Sometimes it's on you
Sometimes it's loose
Like a hotdog down a hallway
Smart-car down the freeway
Scooter down a highway
A moped down the runway
Golf ball on a fairway
Slinky on a stairway
A roach inside an ashtray
A one man band on Broadway
It's you
(Loose pussy you got a loose pussy)
And it's your hoo hoo, hah
(Loose pussy you got a loose pussy
Loose pussy you got a loose pussy)
Ladies, I'm sorry if I offended you
But I offended you then I'm takin' to you
(Loose pussy you got a loose pussy)
Ya see
I've googled a million times
And there's nothing
That's gonna make my dick any bigger
(Loose pussy you got a loose pussy)
But luckily for you
There's vaginal rejuvenation and
Kegal, kegal, kegal exercises
(Tellin' myself, size doesn't matter)
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Writer(s): Justin Newport
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