Excuse Me Miss

Excuse me Miss
What's your name
Is that man bothering you
Or is this your game
Leading him on
Playing the tease
Get him all mixed up
Then leave him on his knees
Excuse me ma'am
Can I take notes
It seems you understand
How to win without getting choked
I got my jotter and pen
I'm watching you diving in
I'm astonished at your style
And class you whipped him up
And took the cash

And then you're gone
Driving into the wind
Thelma and Louise
Would have been
Pleased to have made your acquaintance
You're speeding on
With your whisky and jack
Hair billowing in the breeze
With your freedom right in your hands
Where you gonna go now
Where you gonna go now

Excuse me Miss
You seem familiar
Is this de ja vu
Did that man just hit ya
You seem real chill
Is it shock I'm seeing
Or are you just well practiced
At taking a beating
Excuse me ma'am
I wish someone had said
He ain't gonna change
You'll end up dead
But everyone ignored
Turned a blind eye
Even those who saw
Kept it locked up inside

And then you're gone
Driving into the wind
Thelma and Louise
Would have been
Pleased to have made your acquaintance
You're speeding on
With your whisky and jack
Hair billowing in the breeze
With your freedom right in your hands
Where you gonna go now
Where you gonna go now

Excuse me Sir
What's your poison
Can I take your hat and coat
While you offload your burdens
You seem real charming
But what I know of it
It's not disarming
When you're under the weight of it
Excuse me Mr
What's your problem
You seem real tense
Do you want another bourbon
I'll keep 'em coming
If you keep paying
While you spill the beans
Of your last confession

And then you're gone
Driving into the wind
Thelma and Louise
Would have been
Pleased to have made your acquaintance
You're speeding on
With your whisky and jack
Hair billowing in the breeze
With your freedom right in your hands
Where you gonna go now
Where you gonna go now