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BREAKING NEWS
Three Tall Boys who are back from outer space
After a terrible trampoline mishap
Claim they've seen what life is like
Beyond the stars
They're with us now to spread their
WARNING

Beware the world eater
Because it runs a popular blog
It will consume your entire planet
Then rate it on a scale of 1-5 stars
It will cut deep
It doesn't mince words
Doesn't sugarcoat
Your feelings will get hurt!

So you might as well taste great
Yeah, you might as well taste great

There's no stopping this planetary gobbling
Popular bloggerin' interstellar monster it's a

Food Blogger
A crude monster
A harsh critic
Apocalypticdish
It views our moons as garnish
Civilizations as probiotics

WOAHOHHOHHH
WOAH
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WOAHOHHOHHH
WOAH
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Prepare for the world eater
So we're not lampooned on its popular blog
Pluto was an un-amused bouche
In desperate need of lime on mars
Saturn sucked
It's rings taste of onion
Got Galactic reflux
Yeah, you better watch out
Cause the world eater's coming!

And you might as well taste great
Yeah you might as well taste great

There's no stopping this planetary gobbling
Popular bloggerin' interstellar monster it's a...

Food blogger
Crude monster
A harsh critic
Apocalyptic-dish
Neptune stunk like boiled cabbage
Cross promotes Binging with Babish

WOAHOHHOHHH
WOAH
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Ground control to international Prep Station.
We've got a one world order!
It's a One Top VIP.
We're the chefs, the servers, the expediters
The entree and the appetizers
So let's marinate the mountains
Season the seas
Ferment the forests
Begin to force feed
The populations
With fats and grains
A foie gras nation
Make the world a tasty place

There's no stopping this planetary gobbling
Popular bloggerin'
interstellar monster it's a...
Food blogger a crude monster
A harsh critic
Apocalypticdish

Gordon Ramsay be our savior
Give our planet lots of flavor!

Let's make the world taste great
We'll be dead anyway.

OHHH!



Credits
Writer(s): Alex Kagy, John Macgregor, Zack Barker
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