I Just Ate an Entire Pack of Mints (And I'm Gonna Shit Myself)
I'm hungry, lookin' in the kitchen
For a tasty treat to help me stop thinnin'
The cupboard's empty, except for the back
A small stack of snacks, in a foil it's wrapped
I take it to the sofa, and watch TV
The pack's not feeling quite as heavy
I look down, and what do I see?
It's empty, and they're sugar-free!
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself
They just tasted good, and I really didn't think
I better enjoy the next 24 hours, 'cause I'll be shitting in the sink
That's right!
I don't care if I have good breath
If it makes my bathroom smell like death
It tasted great but I payed the fees
And I covered it up with a minty breeze
I'm on my throne, squatting, squinting
Why the fuck did I put so many mints in?
Here's the moral of my narrative
Never down a natural laxative
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself
They just tasted good, and I really didn't think
I better enjoy the next 24 hours, 'cause I'll be shitting in the sink
That's right!
Oh God, oh fuck
Why? Why?
It burns! The pain!
Ah!
For a tasty treat to help me stop thinnin'
The cupboard's empty, except for the back
A small stack of snacks, in a foil it's wrapped
I take it to the sofa, and watch TV
The pack's not feeling quite as heavy
I look down, and what do I see?
It's empty, and they're sugar-free!
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself
They just tasted good, and I really didn't think
I better enjoy the next 24 hours, 'cause I'll be shitting in the sink
That's right!
I don't care if I have good breath
If it makes my bathroom smell like death
It tasted great but I payed the fees
And I covered it up with a minty breeze
I'm on my throne, squatting, squinting
Why the fuck did I put so many mints in?
Here's the moral of my narrative
Never down a natural laxative
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself
They just tasted good, and I really didn't think
I better enjoy the next 24 hours, 'cause I'll be shitting in the sink
That's right!
Oh God, oh fuck
Why? Why?
It burns! The pain!
Ah!
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Writer(s): Yuri Tarded
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