How To Make A Million Dollars

So, you wanna make a million dollars?
You wanna make a million bucks?
There's a really slick trick
Here's how you make a million bucks

You can sue your mom for passing down some really bad genes
Or invent a few new countries with fantastic cuisines
You can steal you neighbors cockatoo and take it for a run
That won't make you any money, but I think it can be fun
You can marry someone rich and then divorce her on the spot
You can log into your bank account and see how much you've got
Then take a pen and draw a few more zeros on the screen
That's how you create a money making machine

So, you wanna make a million dollars?
You wanna make a million bucks?
Here's a really slick trick

It's the MCO
You can swim next to a factory to get a good rash
Then blame it on the company and sue them for cash
You can neglect your friends and family to climb the corporate ladder
Let a scientist experiment with probes inside your bladder
But you can also try some methods that don't provide you pleasure
Like dig in random places and hope you find a treasure
But the one thing that you shouldn't do is start a crappy band
and release pathetic songs that only morons can stand

So, you wanna make a million dollars?
I wanna make a million bucks
You wanna make a million bucks?
I wanna make a million dollars, yeah
Here's a really slick trick
A really slick trick
MCO
We wanna make a million dollars, we wanna make a million bucks
Of course I do I wanna be a billionaire, yo
Is there a really slick trick?

Here we go now
Let your body out as advertising space
cheaper on the back, more expensive in the face
get a better job maybe as a football mascot
buy a lot of eggs, put them in one basket
You can have a midlife crisis and start a crappy band
that won't make you any money, will take them off your hand
if you really wanna get rich don't listen to this song
we are poor people all of our advises are wrong

So, you wanna make a million dollars?
You wanna make a million bucks?
Here's a really bad trick... I mean slick trick, I mean