One Bad Habit

You don't drink, you don't smoke
You've never told an off-color joke
You don't lie, you don't cheat
You never underestimate, you never overeat

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You don't swear, you don't steal
You've never done a dirty down deal
You don't binge on TV
On your coffee break, you drink decaffeinated tea

You need one bad habit
One bad habit like me
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One bad habit like me

You don't waste any time
Hanging with those buddies of mine
You don't put people down
You always try to leave the room, whenever I'm around

You don't speed, you don't whine
You never even cut in line
You don't go, with the crowd
You never play your rock 'n' roll music too loud

You need one bad habit
One bad habit like me
Try one
You might have a little fun
One bad habit like me

You need one bad habit
One bad habit like me
Try one
You might have a little fun
One bad habit, one bad habit
One bad habit like me