Troglodyte

Could've been a smart boy
That's what mommy told me
I could've been a smart boy
But that's so fucking boring

Now I'm living out my caveman story
Living in trees and earning caveman glory
Embrace society?
Oh, I don't think so!
I'll never ever surrender control

Could've gone to college
Could've been successful
But what good is knowledge
If work life's fucking dreadful?

So I'll keep living at home
With a rock to bash intruders
Won't be tracked by any phone
Won't be spied on by computers

Now I'm stewing in my parent's basement
Reading Kaczynski asking where the days went
As you progress, I will just devolve
Every stress, every problem is solved

We were never made to be industrialized like this
Our own human passions lost to the capitalism myth
We're compensated shittily, the customer's always wrong
Shoot your employer in the face!
Show that fucker who's the boss!

So now I'm living out my caveman story
Cause being human is too fucking boring
I won't let mediocracy confine me
So if you need me in my cave is where you'll find me