I Got 20 On It

I got five, nah ten. Wait, better make it twenty
Five was fine in '95 but not in today's money
Let's take a walk to go score us some tree
But we'll be walking right on past the dispensary
They tax our income and sales: now they want our weed?
If they could they'd tax the air we breath 'cause of their greed
I could launch into a rant
about how the only thing sillier than taxing a plant
Is banning it (You tried and failed) You can't
The people have spoken and guess what? They're tokin'
Millennials and their grandmas getting together smokin'
After hitting a blunt, a bone, a bong, a cone
An edible, a vape, and a dab I'm stoned
I'm a smoke till I can't stand up (Then what?)
Then I'm a smoke sitting down (That's wassup)
Vitamin THC's the cure for all that ails you
Pure CBD often works wonders when Big Pharma fails you
So whether your medicinal, rec, or a hybrid like me
Match my twenty and and we'll both get lit like a Christmas tree
Or a Kinara, Menorah, or whatever else gives off an illuminating aura
Just don't smoke too much or you'll be a snorer on the floora
A dreamland explorer. But hey, don't say I didn't warn you beforea
Esta hierba es muy fuerte, senora

I'm a pounce on that ounce, then I gotta bounce
Tetrahydrocannabinol is kinda hard to pronounce (Huh?)
I'm just talking about THC and much like herbal tea
This tree's a well-known home remedy
It might not cure your herpes or your syph
Just your mood, your sleep, your stress, your joints won't be so stiff
And everything you put in your tummy will be extra yummy
But eat too many gummies, they'll turn you into a dummy
Never forget to hit play before hitting the bong
I could smoke and listen to song after song all night long
Is it wrong to love something Mother Nature put here to find?
That God designed to help mankind unwind and calm the mind?
Even Jesus smoked herb to help spread the word
Never stingy with his weed, often smoking up the whole herd
Water to wine's cool, so is helping the blind to see and read
But JC's best trick was when he turned water to weed

I'm moving slow cause I just ate cannabis cookie dough
It's really good in case you didn't know (Any left?) (No)
Luniz dropped I Got 5 in '95
Still live, the perfect beat thumpin' in the trunk as you drive
Blunts and bowls are great but I prefer smoking joints
Every night I light one up and watch Breaking Points
If I had a crystal ball, it would show that y'all
Will someday choose weed over ethanol (Over what?) Alcohol
Herb is better for your body and for your soul
Roll me another joint while I go smoke this bowl
I know for some people cannabis can be hit or miss
Speaking of hit let me get one, cause for me it's pure bliss
Legalize it and I will gladly advertise it
Prioritize it, enough I can't emphasize it
Stop locking people in cages for possession
It's social regression and obvious racial oppression
Let's come together: white, black, brown, yellow, and get green
Roll up and smoke the biggest joint the world's ever seen
Come join the celebration, one nation
Relaxation can come only through legalization
Reprioritization, no more confiscation or probation, true liberation
Let's all unite as one vibration and get lifted together
Group levitation