Shorts Guy

I wear shorts in the summer
And shorts in the spring
I wear shorts in the winter
I don't feel a thing
And I don't get the whole scene
With claustrophobic skinny jeans
I let my little buddy fly
I'm a shorts guy

There's a real small fashion living in our world today
And I'm bringing forth the season in a new found way
So come on and strut your sexy self Where them short screw everyone else
When I slip them on my legs are free And I can stretch them out on the trampoline
I'm feeling (Not just looking) cool
Already got them on jumping in the pool
Ain't no damn style cliche
I wear my shorts everyday

I wear shorts in the summer
And shorts in the spring
I wear shorts in the winter
I don't feel a thing
And I don't get the whole scene
With claustrophobic skinny jeans
I let my little buddy fly
I'm a shorts guy

You know I let the air flow
When I'm out and about and on the go
Whenever it comes to rain
Me and my shorts we don't complain Cause they're
Quick drying
Go inside
Take off them jeans
I'm starting the style with

Shorts in the summer
And shorts in the spring
I wear shorts in the winter
I don't feel a thing
And I don't get the whole scene
With claustrophobic skinny jeans
I let my little buddy fly
I'm a shorts guy

Okay
You can wear whatever the hell you want
You don't have to listen to all of these cynical influencers
Or me
You know
Finding comfort in yourself is the thing that really matters
So what if people judge you
That's on them
Just be yourself
You stunner
Who's with me

I wear shorts in the summer
And shorts in the spring
I wear shorts in the winter
I don't feel a thing
And I don't get the whole scene
With claustrophobic skinny jeans
I let my little buddy fly
I'm a shorts guy

I wear shorts in the summer
And shorts in the spring
(I wear them in the spring)
I wear shorts in the winter
I don't feel a thing
(I don't feel a thing)
And I don't get the whole scene
(No, I, I don't get it, don't get it, no)
With claustrophobic skinny jeans
I let my little buddy fly
I'm a shorts guy

That was fun