The Hk Slap

Oh you call that a MP5?
Das ist ein schutz scheisse
You Americans think it's very funny ja?
Oh you 3D printed that? (no)
No way im a developer at HK i don't think this is ok
Look at this, the way you massacred my boy (my boy)
This look a little chunky ja
Is this already patented or something? (ja)
I don't know if you're allowed to do this
You're messing with German engineering (ja)
Were ist the magnet Hans? (ja)
I think we have a problem

Ich habe eine MP5 you gave a little slap (ja)
Ich habe eine MP5 you slap it just like that (that)
Ich habe eine MP5 we have little fun (fun)
Ich habe eine MP5 a 3D printed one (a gun)

Listen i didn't come all this way for you
To just be gentle with me alright?
I need you to slap me hard
I need to go into battery alright?
Give it to me don't turn back
Do the HK slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
Slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
Do the HK slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
Slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up

Do you mean to tell him that you
Made this in your living room (No way! Stop it)
With just a 3D printer? (ja)
I still don't quite understand you when you just squirted it (what?)
I squirted it ja, i squirted it out of the 3D printer
This plastic (all over the place)
In meine living room (ja)
Im scared this could mean anyone could 3D printed into living room
I think that's the point ja
But it's very scary (im so scared)
Sometimes the world is a scary place (oh no)

Slap it with your left (slap)
Slap it with you right (right)
Slap it in die air (air)
Slap it in die night (at night)
Slap it like you mean it (slap)
Slap it like a car (a car)
I slap it when i see it, it always get me hard

Listen i didn't come all this way for you
To just be gentle with me alright?
I need you to slap me hard
I need to go into battery alright?
Give it to me don't turn back
Do the HK slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
Slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
(Do the HK) slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
Slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
(Do the HK) slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
Slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
(Do the HK) slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up
Slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap me up