last word

One, two, three, let's go!

I take a walk down to the liquor store (The liquor store)
A bottle of Hendricks to help me focus on forgetting more
You got your limoncello while I got a brand new fellow giving me eyes
I got a package this morning, a shitty leather jacket
Try that on for size

I said he's staring at my package (What?)
Wait I meant my leather jacket (Uh-huh)
The one that came in a box (That's right)
You really think I'd flop? (Hell no!)

I'm still stuck at the liquor store
And I've never wanted anything more
You said this was forever more
And so i drink my last word so you can have yours
The last word is my favorite drink, it really makes you stop and think

And boy you got me thinking all night long
Sipping on every last drip of my cup
Can't find my keys, what did you do with them
I'll say it again, what did you do with them?

Sleeping on somebody's mattress (Who?)
Anybody know my address (Nah)
I just moved up the block (How nice)
It's really an hour walk (Damn)

I'm still stuck at the liquor store
And I never wanted anything more
You say this was forever more
So i drink my last word so you can have yours
The last word is my favorite drink, it really makes you stop and
Stop and what now?

I drink my last word so I can look at myself in the morning
I think that one more drink will help me forget how boring you are
You see, men are so fucking boring
Never gonna wanna explore it
You can't make me the class unless I'm teaching
So put on your coat it's not time to link
Call me a cab and I'll grab my things
And by things, I mean I'm running to grab me another drink

Splash of lime, maraschino and a dash of time
But don't forget the chartreuse baby
A drink so good it never fails
Sorry, what did you say?
I got lost in the details

The person you are trying to reach is still stuck at the liquor store