The Liar

My grandma once chopped a man in half
With a thirty-dollar bill and a baseball bat
The Yankees signed her to a ten-year deal
For seven million dollars and a happy meal
I once stood in line with Jessica Biel

I'm not a liar, I just require your attention
I'm not a liar, you just inspire my invention

I lived in the woods for twenty-five years
Called forth an army of ten thousand deers
We built a castle that still remains
Out of steel-belted tires and old snow chains
My mom's best friend's with Jessica Chastain

I'm not a liar, I just require your attention
I'm not a liar, you just inspire my invention

Look at me, look at me
I'm standing here, and I'm seven foot three
Look at me, look at me
I need a friend, and I'd like you to be

I'm not a liar, I just require your attention
I'm not a liar, you just inspire my invention

I'm a billionaire



Credits
Writer(s): Brian Corley
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