Couples Therapy (Skit)
Well thank you both for coming in today
I know that couples therapy can be intimidating
Um, why don't you tell me a little bit
About why you guys are here
There he goes again
Fuck if I know um I got no idea
Okay, um, well you're here for a reason
Would one of you like to start and
Maybe give me some, some idea of why you are here
Ya, ya sure, ya I'll start, like I start everything
I'm literally the one that made the appointment
Since he doesn't try
Not try I'm here aren't I
That's, that's literally not enough to be honest
You drive me to this shit I'm here
Just let me talk to be honest
I don't know what we are
I don't know if we are together
But he never communicates
He never listens to what I have to say
What the fuck Where do you even get this shit
There he goes interrupting me again
Okay Evan Evan hold on hold on Evan I need
I need you to let her speak
One at a time, one at a time
Both of you, one at a time
Go ahead Liza. Evan
I need you to let Liza finish go ahead
Listen I love you Evan
I love you too like that's I'm here
But I hate everything that you do
How did I fucking know that was coming next
You push me away and I know
How do I push you away I ghost all these girls
You're never trying, you literally
Just let me finish, lust let me say what I need to say
I know that couples therapy can be intimidating
Um, why don't you tell me a little bit
About why you guys are here
There he goes again
Fuck if I know um I got no idea
Okay, um, well you're here for a reason
Would one of you like to start and
Maybe give me some, some idea of why you are here
Ya, ya sure, ya I'll start, like I start everything
I'm literally the one that made the appointment
Since he doesn't try
Not try I'm here aren't I
That's, that's literally not enough to be honest
You drive me to this shit I'm here
Just let me talk to be honest
I don't know what we are
I don't know if we are together
But he never communicates
He never listens to what I have to say
What the fuck Where do you even get this shit
There he goes interrupting me again
Okay Evan Evan hold on hold on Evan I need
I need you to let her speak
One at a time, one at a time
Both of you, one at a time
Go ahead Liza. Evan
I need you to let Liza finish go ahead
Listen I love you Evan
I love you too like that's I'm here
But I hate everything that you do
How did I fucking know that was coming next
You push me away and I know
How do I push you away I ghost all these girls
You're never trying, you literally
Just let me finish, lust let me say what I need to say
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Writer(s): Liza Donihue
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