Faded

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated
Sitting 'round the house all day
Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed

I love a lazy Saturday, when I can sleep in
Cozy on the couch, r.e.m. and I'm dreaming
It's the perfect way for me, to start up my weekend
Pry my eyelids open, wipe the crust, now I'm seeing
The clock on the wall, reading two in the pm?
I toss the blanket off me, as I rise to my feet and
I stumble to the bathroom, at a loss for equilibrium
Reach the throne of kings, raise the seat, and I'm peeing
Finished up my business, it's time for waking up
I grab that bottle of Rumchata, and my favorite coffee cup
Columbian beans, and American booze
Start the fire in my chest, turn off the snooze
After the pot's gone, pot's gone, it's time for a Bloody Mary
Got rot get grub in my belly, before this shit here gets scary
Fire up the grill, get the meat on the barbe'
Call up the homies, it's time to party

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated
Sitting 'round the house all day
Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed
I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated
Sitting 'round the house all day
Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed

Shots and Baby Bombs in between beers be
Making sure I'm not viewing anything clearly
I'm tripping out like I was Timothy Leary
Trying to walk straight but I feel as though I'm veering
Off of course, of course that would be the case
Just finished off a case and I'm totally shit faced
Bro man dude man guy man buddy
Took a digger in the yard and my pants are all muddy
Where was my support? Yo, I called for support
Words are all slurred and my temper's getting short
It's alright though, just refill that Tiki torch
Wander off and pass out on the front porch
That's where you'll find me, head hanging low
Slumped over slightly in the street lamp's glow
Just another weekend in the H two O
Getting faded like a pair of five oh ones washed in stone

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated
Sitting 'round the house all day
Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed
I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated
Sitting 'round the house all day
Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed

I'm back up and at 'em
Caught my second wind, I'm sucking air like a vacuum
A bottle of water is all I'm looking for
Before I'm curled in a ball, just puking on the floor
Ok then hey, all's well, alrighty
Rehydrated and feeling ready
To start tearing it up again
Grab the Jesse James American Outlaw bourbon
Whiskey is my weakness, gets me revved up
Mix it with some Coke, fill up my cup
Don't you be stingy, don't you hold back
Everybody hates a weak drink and that's a known fact
Listen to the radio while watching TV
Why would I do that? because I like to party
And this is my ignorant drinking song
So raise your glass up everybody sing along

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated
Sitting 'round the house all day
Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed
I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated
Sitting 'round the house all day
Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed