Sweatin' the Small Stuff - “Spider Squashed Version”

When I wake up in the morning, Love
The sunlight hurts my eyes
Then i know it's my alarm and realise
It 's bloody decision time

Those eyes have barely opened
Already i have to be a contemplant
But first should I spring up right away?
Or lie in bed, for another minute late?

Before that, let me reach out to my phone on my right
Opening my fav apps to see if I ve got any Likes
When consciousness surfaces
I am faced with multiple choices on mandates of life

Sweatin' the Small Stuff is my Kryptonite
Fighting inner demons - with all my might
When those thoughts become too intense
Burying my whole face in both hands

Eyes wide shut - I am in a trance
Rocking back n forth, swaying left and right
Humming a makeup tune to escape
Imaging I am at a happy place

Should I pick A over B -
Or Should I choose C, or maybe D?
Should i swipe right or or scroll left
Practising my usual lack of self respect

Should I go the gym or prolong my lying in?
It exhausting to be always at a crossroad without any hints
Why there isn't a top 10 Reddit list on life?
And how do I always get tangled in internal fights?

I am aware of the symptoms of Bipolar
But I believe my condition is beyond just dilemma
Often wheel spinning from yes, no and ...maybe
Wait... wouldn't that make me hmm... a tripolar?

Press one for English
Press two to speak to an operator in English
Press three to speak to an operator in English who s actually English
Then what the heck should I press to ask why I am being punished?

Sweatin' the Small Stuff is my Kryptonite
Fighting inner demons - with all my might
When those thoughts become too intense
Burying my whole face - in both hands

Eyes wide shut - I am in a trance
Rocking back n forth, swaying left and right
Humming a makeup tune to escape
Imaging I am at a happy place