Third Leg Day

I'd do anything to grow my bone
Human growth hormone
Main vein it
Straight into my anus (Ow!)
And I don't give a damn if it's dangerous
Cause somethings gotta be done about the situation (It's vital)
I need my ding dong elonged (That's a must)
So I hit up Elon (Elon Musk)
I bet he probably has the technology
To make my meat stick be thick like a potted tree (That's huge)
Or maybe he knows a recipe
Something I could eat to make my meat grow successfully
But instead of that, he showed me a plan
A workout routine he guaranteed to help me grow my gland (Word?)
We did some cock crunches
And third leg lunges
We did em in abundance, must of done over a hundred
Then we switched it up
Dick push-ups
Last thing we did was ding-a-ling kettle bell swings

(It's third leg day) I'm bout to do some some dick push-ups
(It's third leg day) Trying to make my shaft stiffer
(It's third leg day) I gotta do some cock crunches
It's third leg day (leg day)

(It's third leg day) I'm bout to do some some dick push-ups
(It's third leg day) Trying to make my shaft stiffer
(It's third leg day) I gotta do some cock crunches
It's third leg day (leg day)
I need a bigger dick
It's third leg day (leg day)

I think it's working
I'm sure I'm getting some gains (It's like a rock)
And there are several hella new blue veins (Yo, there's a lot)
I got a sharpie to mark my thigh where it hangs (I mark the spot)
But after weeks I'm not noticing any change
I do some yoga poses
To make it grow big
A selection of stretches
To make my erection enormous
Some penis planks
A few dickhead stands
Downward facing ding dong
A yogi showed me them (Thanks dude!)
And then I met a head chef who said (What'd he say?)
He knew a way to make my tube steak add some ounces quick (Fasho?)
Tenderized my beef tip (Beef tip?)
Grabbed a meat mallet and Beat it with it (I just beat my meat)
Then I made a marinade with extra carrot paste
And soaked my man meat until the next day
I'm dedicated
My dick is reaching greatness
My regiment is here to stay
Cause every single day is

(It's third leg day) I'm bout to do some some dick push-ups
(It's third leg day) Trying to make my shaft stiffer
(It's third leg day) I gotta do some cock crunches
It's third leg day (leg day)

(It's third leg day) I'm bout to do some some dick push-ups
(It's third leg day) Trying to make my shaft stiffer
(It's third leg day) I gotta do some cock crunches
It's third leg day (leg day)
I need a bigger dick

And I be working my dick
As Hard I as can
So it can get bigger than this

And I be working my dick
As Hard I as can
So it can get bigger than this
(Work it out, work it)