Automatic Oxygen Supply

Good morning ladies and gentleman
May I welcome you on behalf of Captain Grey and your crew
Our estimated flight time to London
Is approximately 24 thousand hours
Those of your who have not visited London before
May like to know that London is fine
Fifteen miles from the centre of the city is Rangoon
We shall be staying here approximately 45 minutes
Cocktails and lunch will be served in one hours time
Ashtrays are provided in the arm of your waiter
Together with a lever to recline your flap
We hope that you will have a pleasant journey
And if we can add to your comfort in any way
Please do not hesitate to press the call bell
Which is in the panel which is in your head
Together with a reading light switch
Also situated above your head is an automatic oxygen supply
Should oxygen ever become necessary
It will be provided automatically from the restaurant
Will you fasten your seatbelts for take off please
Thank you

Automatic oxygen supply
Which is in the panel which is in your head
Automatic oxygen supply
Fifteen miles from the centre of the city
Automatic oxygen supply
Which is in the panel which is in your head
Automatic oxygen supply
And the weather is fine

Should oxygen ever become necessary, necessary
Which is in the panel which is in your head
Should oxygen ever become necessary
It would be appreciated if you would remain in your seats
Place the mask over your face
And we will be happy to serve you with drinks and cigarettes

Fifteen miles from the centre of the city
Automatic oxygen supply
Which is in the panel which is in your head
Automatic oxygen supply
Fifteen miles from the centre of the city
Automatic oxygen supply
And the weather is fine

Ladies and gentleman, if you wish you may now smoke
Cigarettes only please, and unfasten your seatbelts
Tea and biscuits will be served during the flight
Orders for cigarettes and drinks will be taken shortly
Thank you

Will those passengers who are continuing with us
Please be ready to be sprayed
Thank you
The drinking water fountain is in the centre of the cabin
Which will be available in ten minutes

May I have your attention for a few moments please?
Thank you
Should oxygen ever become necessary
Should oxygen ever become necessary
It would be appreciated if you would remain in your seats
Place the drinking water fountain over your face
And smoke if you wish

Automatic oxygen supply
Which is in the panel which is in your head
Automatic oxygen supply
Fifteen miles from the centre of the city
Automatic oxygen supply
Which is in the panel which is in your head
Automatic oxygen supply
And the weather is fine
Automatic oxygen supply
Which is in the panel which is in your head
Automatic oxygen supply
And the weather is fine

We hope that you have enjoyed your flight
And that we shall have the pleasure of looking after you again



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Writer(s): David Clark, Shaun Martyn Phillips
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