Onion Freestyle (+Urination Blues Two)

Do you like onions by any chance?
I love onions
I love onions
Onions
Onions
Onions

I like onions
They smell really nice
When I put em in my salad
I eat em up, twice

Stick of buttah
Cow uddah
When I speak, I do not muttah
Hello muddah
Hello faddah
I don't know what I can rhyme with faddah

Egg salad
Mayonaise
I got some kinda fever
It's the kind with haze
Hazy, lazy
Jay-Z, Jay-Z!
Crazy, crazy!

I like onions
They smell really nice
When I put em in my salad
I eat em up, twice
They taste like rice!
They taste like rice!
Why do your onions taste like rice?
I don't know-
Because I cook em!
Why do- huh?
Put em in a pot, hit em with a little, uh, um
Why does make them smell like ri- er taste like- sme- rice?
Uh, rice wine vinegar

Taco, seasoning
Reasoning? zero
Treadmill (Yeah?), deadmill (Yeah?)
Graveyard... (Uh huh?)
Smaveyard
Smaveyard!

I be in the onions like, I got no bunions
Lumberjack, cheddar jack, monterey jack
Swiss and onions!
Swiss and onions, swiss and onions
I got a sandwich, it's got swiss and onions

Headphones
Dread being alone

I got a trumpet, her name is Big Muffet
Air conditioner, condensation, animation, elevation

Babidababidabadibadabida...

Bach, sock, bock, rock
Clock
Bach
I love him, he made... Debussy!
I don't- I don- Yeah we'll go with that, um
Put the gun down!
Put the gun down!
Ugh!

Beethoven
Bach
Brahms
Debussy
Mozart
Uh-
Liszt
Tchaikovsky
Lizzo
Korsakov
Drake

Jay-Z is crazy!
He so crazy! He- uh- spit bars til I'm hazy!
I bet I know where he was on January 6th
Like and share if you were at the capitol on January 6th, 2021

I like bass
I- I fill this room with empty space
I would like to slap you, in your horrible face
I got some spray in my pocket, it's called mace

Pepper, they call me the big stepper

Open the door
What do I see?
Big Jarome
Takin' a fat pee
I got them, urination blues
Urination blues
It's- I gotta pee
Please let me into the latrine (Let me into the latrine)
God I have to pee (God I gotta pee!)
When I look up, to the sky
All I see...
Are the thousands of people that uh- won't miss me
Are the thousands of people that won't miss me

In Italy there is Naples
Um... bow and arrow!
Bow and arrow
Canyonero!
Somethin arrow
Mario Kart
Eight of heart
Egg tart
Hit em like Bart
Hit em like Bart, she's Danish

Dracula, I'll smack you up
Kerplunk, metal funk
...Brent Peterson for president of United States, 2024
Kanye!

Brent Peterson, Peterson, you know who's Peter's son?
Chris, Chris doesn't miss
Chris could never miss, cuz he's fat
He seems like the kinda guy that would own a rat
This guy, he was so high
I asked my friend to punch him out
I said, "Can you kick his... butt"
I'm not allowed to say bad words

What's a word?
Ginormous
Uh-
What- One sec...
Ginormous, adjective, informal, British
Extremely large, enormous
A ginormous five volume treatment of Greek and Arabic medicine
Call me the Oxford dictionary, cuz you know I be...
Pictionary
Pictionary! I got- I be good at Pictionary
Uh- I- I drink the milk, it make me wanna spilk
This orange, is ginaminusaurus
What do you say?
Gitantisaurus, gimani- wh-
Metamorsis, su- metamorphis
Gigantinorsous, mmhm
Gimournous

Ginormous
I got this guy, his name's Jorvis
I took him to the bank, and he swerved it
Jorvis sworved it
Sorted, swordfight, at night, no light
Street-
Thick
Thick, thick pret- thick man, big dude
He showed me his shoes, they were size fourteen
Them size fourteens ran up a tree, by themselves
I don't know how the shoes ran, but they did

Toad
I saw you when you froze, you scared of me
Cuz all I gotta do is-
The thousands of people that won't miss me
But I miss me, when I was three
Because the only issue I ever had
Was that I had to pee
Cuz I looked up into the sky
I didn't know it yet, I didn't understand what was going on
But all I saw- you know what I saw?
The thousands of people that won't miss me
I was like, who are these people?
I bet they'll miss me
I was wrong

When I look up into the sky
All I see-
Hey you guys like onions?
I like onions
I smell onions, I need to shower
My-
Oh we can't use that

Owen Kufta, his hair is always in a tufta
He look like me, he tryna be me
But he can't be me, cuz all I gotta do is pee!

Tyler Gorman, he's probably a mormon
Hit him with a bat, and he's soaring
Hit him with a bat, and he goes soaring!

I'm a little boy, I'm three years old
And so what I've been told
That if you look up in the sky
All you will see
Is the thousands of people that will not miss you
Because all you gotta do is poo
What?
What?
I dunno, that's what they told me
I'm only- I'm only three years old
Well they're wrong, cuz all you gotta do is pee!

Wrinkle, dinkle, my booty is stinkle

Who other than Kevin O'Leary?
I see his face and it makes me teary
I go without seeing him and I get weary
I- I can't live without Kevin O'Leary

Pitbull, he's mister worldwide
When you see him, go run and hide
Beaver hide, beaver skin, beaver teeth

Smell like onions, what else rhymes with onions?
Lunions
Lunions, I... eat up all the lunions

Hair folicles, Lego Bionicles

House proud, town mouse

I checked your balls, you got none

Shrinking, sticking, onions
When I look up into the sky
All I see is... Dove chocolate onion!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
When I look up into the sky, all I see
Is the thousands of people that won't miss me

I forgot what... said
It definite- I know what he definitely did not tell me
He said- he did not say, I mean, is that
If you look up into the sky, all you will see
Is the thousands of people that will not miss- he did not say that

Onions

Over there's a fan, my name is Dan

Doesn't matter
To me!

The ground, it looks like a mound
I got a dog, he's going to the pound
This dog has five legs
He lays eggs

I got the corn, I'm cobbing
They got, milk
I mix it with Pepsi that's pilk
Shut up!
I put ketchup in it, that's ketchilpk

If your name is Tim, you will grow an extra limb
You look like a tree
I ran you over with a horse

I look really like a crocodile
In the Nile, covered with bile

Chef Boyardee, looks into the sky
And all he sees-
I'm not even gonna finish that
I gotta pee!

This one girl, saw my feet
She's really mean
But me and Tarise, Tarise gets me

When I look up into the sky
All I see, is the thousands of people who won't miss me
But that don't matter to me
Cuz all I gotta do is pee
God, I gotta pee

I got that, urination blues
Urination blues
All I gotta do is pee
Please let me into the latrine
I gotta pee!