Esports Athlete

I'm an esports athlete, my mom is always nagging me
Stop playing games or you'll end up on the streets

But I'm the perfect specimen of a pro gamer
Just look at these wrists, I'll be a hall of famer

Got a scholarship to college, just to play games
You can be a Witness on Twitch, Lebron James

On Nintendo, I play as a Smash Brother
NBA2K, I shoot like a Splash Brother

League of Legends, Call of Duty, Valorant Fortnite
My life's looking like an ESPN Highlight

Cuz I'm dressed so Gucci, got that top tier loot
My skins got the sauce, girls think its kinda cute

We skydive into town with our guns ablaze
And I'm callin in an airstrike, own'em like I'm Faze

I'm a gaming and a music legend, Frank Sinatraa
I snipe with a silencer, Phantom of the Opera

One shot, one kill, that's how I get my thrill
If you wanna play esports, u gotta have some skill

One flick from my mouse got the red dot on your head
My game so good got your girl up in my bed

Drink Red Bull, cuz I be putting'em to sleep
There's so many bodies by me lying in a heap

Then I wake up, it was all a dream
Come to find out, I-get-no-love on Steam

I spectate on Twitch cuz I don't got skills
I'm just good at getting loot and running for the hills

I don't want no smoke cuz I'm soft like software
But I could a posterboy for kpop skincare

I always play squads cuz I'm scared to play solo
But I keep getting knocked down, sacked like Joe Burrow

I'm toxic with my team and I don't drop gems
And I DoorDash to the players, on TSM

I get pushed by Optic, four man strong
So I radioed my squad and I said something wrong

I've been real patient and am ready for my ult
But a melee to my nuts quickly ended my assault

I'm an esports athlete, my mom is always nagging me
Stop playing games or you'll end up on the streets