Ain't No Doubt About It

Woke up straight in that searing heat
Sweat rolling off my brow to my feet
Seems like my life is stuck on repeat
Another day waking up hours past noon
Another day headed straight the saloon

Walk right in the usual crowd
Old tv's got the game on loud
Order a drink from Ziggy my man
Pours a whiskey and beer, whiskey and beer, whiskey and
A long long night of drinking ahead
Will I awake in my own bed
Going for a personal best
It's the seventh straight night, seventh straight night, seventh straight

Are we gonna get drunk tonight
(Ain't no doubt about it)
Cause trouble, get into some fights
(Ain't no doubt about it)
Women gather 'round us
(Ain't no doubt about it)
We're the kings of booze, just like Elvis
(Ain't no doubt about it)

My crew's in tow, the night's growing wild
Can't help but just sit back and smile
A guy stumbles in all over the place
Asks about a lady and gets in my face
You better watch your damn tone son

The lady's free but the beer's spoken for
If he knows better he'll head out the door
I've got a rep he's gotta understand
It's a left and right, left and right, left and a
Hard right cross hits him flush on the jaw
He'll be seeing stars til fall
Shake off my hand and chug a little bit
Here's that feeling again, feeling again, bladder feeling

It's that time can't hold it no more
A piss break
Ooooh that piss break
I'm so relieved
I'm recharged and ready

Are we gonna get drunk tonight
(Ain't no doubt about it)
Cause trouble, get into some fights
(Ain't no doubt about it)
Women gather 'round us
(Ain't no doubt about it)
We're the kings of booze, just like Elvis
(Ain't no doubt about it)

Ain't no doubt about it
Ain't no doubt about it
Ain't no doubt about it
Ain't no doubt about it

You know there ain't no doubt about it baby
You know there ain't no doubt about it baby