It's A Miracle

How the hell were you to know?
They expected you to drive
You were halfway in a coma
But you made it home alive

These are difficult days
It's a miracle, babe
That we've got anything left to piss away

Father's day had come and gone
And you forgot to call your mom
And thank her for the double shift
The reason you even exist

Well, those were difficult days
It's a miracle, babe
That we've got anything left to piss away

Little child in the candy aisle
Grabs a handful then he smiles
So don't be so hard on ya
You got friends and stuff, don't ya?

'Cause how the hell were you to win?
At twice the price and half the skin
It was rigged right from the jump
You did your best and hung it up

These are difficult times
Just the blind leading the blind
It's a miracle anyone's anywhere on time

It's a miracle, babe
Save for one or two good days
That we've got anything left to piss away
It's a miracle, babe
It's a miracle, babe
These are difficult days
Every time you walk outside
Don't you know that you could die?
I guess it's always been that way
It's a miracle, babe